Champions Online is set to launch September 1. Between us, I think the game is pretty crumby. Some people like it, and I won't judge those idiots. I have nothing against moronic blockheads who like to play lame games.

No sir, nothing wrong with the lot of those dimwitted cretins. They can play their muttonheaded games as much as their ignorant hearts desire. What do I care what dorky imbeciles do with their day?

However! The character creation is pretty slick. It's a lot of fun, but do yourself a favor, and trust me when I say, you've beaten the game after you create a few cool characters. That's about the amount of fun you have in store for you, so please - don't click that Play button. Resist the temptation. You'll regret it if you don't heed this advice.

So, with that in mind, go grab yourself a beta key at Ten Ton Hammer.

Disclaimer: Ten Ton Hammer is in no way responsible for individuals who do not follow the above warning and click "Play" anyway. You've been warned. Don't be a pinheaded dumbell. Nincompoop.